MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 12/12/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 190 Monday December 12th 2011

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So try not to eat to many calories today
remember that there are better things to eat than what we usually put away

That rhyme makes more sense when you listen to the entire podcast.  Today's show features Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT? Plus we'll hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who have never owned a rice cooker.  Had they owned one maybe we could all sleep better at night.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 12/11/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 189 Sunday December 11th 2011

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The MDP is back!  Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE with me calling in from one of the locations over the past couple of "absentee" days!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who are so boring even their prayers are autotuned.  To understand that joke, listen to today's show!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 12/7/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 188 Wednesday December 7th 2011

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So my Mom comes in for a visit from F L A
I haven't seen her in over a year so I can't wait
we're going to Alcatraz tomorrow for sure
maybe I'll get out for good behavior
then on Friday we're going to go to China Town
and maybe find some dim sum we can go chow down
then on Saturday we see some vineyards in Livermore
there's a chance that I'll get tipsy off what is poured
then my Mom goes home on Sunday.  A brief whirlwind of a San Francisco trip.
So no podcasts till Monday but if you're bored
there's a month of shows you can replay or...not...whatever.

Today we hear from The Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL where we find out who the winner is of MIKE's YULETIDE PERSONALIZED MP3 FOR THEE CONTEST!

Tomorrow...no show...or Friday...or Sa-- yeah, you get it.  We'll be back on Monday with the segment MIKE ON MOBILE hearing me calling in from one of the cool places we're going with Mom to.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have never been to San Francisco.  Well, they have, but they make the mistake of calling it "Frisco" and then promptly get beaten up and forget about the whole thing.  I know, that is strange.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 12/6/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 187 Tuesday December 6th 2011

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Last night I watched a cool kid's movie
I finally saw Despicable Me
it reminded me of The Incredibles style
but it was more silly and cgi wild
the main guy looks like Uncle Fester with Steve Carrel's nose
actually the voice is Steve so that works great I suppose
he has a whole army of strange little balloon like mutants
oh, and my allergies are still here and so is the mucus
wow...that was a completely unnecessary rhyme.  I apologize!
Then we watched Julia Robert's first movie Mystic Pizza
we rented them from the library isn't that really neat...uh?

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE where we hear the finale of my interview with a band in the 90's that sadly is no longer around and is nowhere to be found on the internet.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL and read the winner of MIKE's YULETIDE PERSONALIZED MP3 FOR THEE CONTEST.  If you haven't entered yet, listen for the email address during the podcast and send me your 3 paragraphs on why Christmas 2011 will be the best ever!  You can win a personalized greeting from all the characters at THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH where MIKE's DAILY PODCAST broadcasts from.  We'll also hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who have never watched Despicable Me...though they often looked in the mirror and said the title of that movie.  So sad.  They need to work on their self esteem.  A little.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 12/5/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 186 Monday December 5th 2011

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So my sinuses are all  messed up
since the crazy December winds kicked up
and I've noticed I only drink tea
when some ailment is affecting me
some people prefer tea to coffee and that's okay
but tea seems to be such hard drink to make
boiling water then waiting while a bag changes the flavor
and then it tastes pretty good but what's all the effort for?
But it's the only thing I can drink when I'm sick so I guess I must just deal with it.
So today's show may not be the best thing
I am hoping that you'll be a little understanding

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant , and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE with part 2 of an interview he did with a band that no longer exists.  This was an awesome band so it's too bad they're gone.  We'll also hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who never have sinus problems.  They just have Linus problems.  They can't get rid of their blankets.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 12/4/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 185 Sunday December 4th 2011

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Now the winds have caused me
to experience the fun of allergies
why does it always happen to me
like my mom coming to visit this week
so I am hoping that it clears up before she gets  here
she's visiting from Florida and I haven't seen her in over a year
we're going to see Alcatraz, China Town, and Livermore
the vineyards are better than in Napa that's for shore!
And less freakin' pretentious!  Don't you hate pretentiousness?  I hate myself sometimes.
Oh, and I fixed a cassette tape that was all a mess
do you know how difficult that is and pointless?

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we hear the finale of our INTO AN INTERVIEW with singer/songwriter Mary Z. Wilson of the band The Restless Hillfillies as well as one more great song!

Tomorrow we bring you the much missed segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who have tried to fix cassette tapes...by throwing them out!  Save them by destroying them.  That's the Vulcan way.  ?!?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 12/3/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 184 Saturday December 3rd 2011

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So it's Christmas time again
must include man's best friend
that would be the special canine
dress him up in holiday clothes so fine
the Hayward Santa Paws parade happened this morning at ten
it was full of every type of human's best friend
along with dogs there was a pig and a little pony
I brought Basil, my Boxer, and he was looking for a bone..ee
no, it was a lot of watch where you walk, there's some dogs he gets along with and some he doesn't
so now I'm in the Christmas mood, I suppose
though the chilly wind has messed up my nose

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you PART 2 of the much acclaimed segment INTO AN INTERVIEW featuring our special guest singer/songwriter Mary Z. Wilson of the band The Restless Hillfillies!

Tomorrow we will bring you part 3 of INTO AN INTERVIEW with Mary.  Plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who don't like going to holiday parades.  They're afraid one of the clowns in the little cars will drive over their toes.  I know, that's so clown-ist!

Mike

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