MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 3/31/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 272 Saturday March 31st 2012
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Today is Bunsen Burner Day and that's sweet-er
everyone needs a lab assistant named Beeker
the guy who invented that special lab tool
was born on this date and he weren't no fool
but I was not the best student in Chemistry class
remembering the periodic table alluded me, alas
today is also Clam on the Half Shell Day
you know when you see these that a party's underway
speaking of parties, I fed 11 people last night with my Turkey Chili, not clams...thankfully
it was my crockpot chilli and the folks seemed to like it
it was celebrating my friend Terri's birthday and she likes to bike it...she's an avid bicyclist...is what I mean...me, not so much.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? And on NEWS RANDOM, all hail HGTV's House Hunters!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who blew up things regularly in chemistry class.  So much so that they were told to leave.  Under this advisement they did so and created a fireworks company.  Then the Fourth of July came and everyone used their fireworks, only to discover their fuses were too short.  Okay, there's nothing funny at the end of this sentence so just go listen to a nerd podcast!

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 3/30/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 271 Friday March 30th 2012
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Today is Take a Walk in the Park Day which is fun
unless you do it when there is no sun
as in at night, most parks are pretty scary
don't want to be attacked by a guy who's hairy
not that having hair on your chest is a bad thing
for me sadness however is all it brings
when you try to get it waxed not "40 Year Old Virgin"
ripping out those hairs really hurts like sin
but walking in the park is a nice day.  Hopefully you have one near you!
We have lots of parks here in the Bay Area
that was not the case so much in Alabama...parks were shooting galleries...go get you some deer...or duck...that's what we call a park!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL, and on NEWS RANDOM, Apple has some 'splaining to do.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, the Brewmaster, and Benita the Rodeo Queen: three people who don't think that chest hair is a bad thing.  Wrist hair, however, that some scary stuff.  My eyes are closed now.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/29/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 270 Thursday March 29th 2012
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So today is Thursday and it's also, by the way,
National Mom and Pop Business Owner Day
I celebrated by going to IKEA
that was not good of me to do now I see-uh
my Mom owned her own business that lasted almost 20 years
it was in the video rental industry so you know there were tears
today is also Smoke and Mirrors Day and that has to do
with people who aren't entirely being honest with you
my wife and I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright and he apparently lied to people a lot
so buy coffee today from someone not a major chain
we did that today at a place in Redwood City that's insane!...they make a Mexican Coffee...each cup individually brewed...how sweet it is!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT, and on NEWS RANDOM, beware if you're a distracted driver!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment EMAIL FOR ME MAIL, plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who believe in supporting the mom and pop's.  Preferably one's that bathe regularly.  The don't like to patronize stinky mom and pop's.  So if you're hippy, homeless, European, or sanitarily-challenged you may not ever hear from those three.  Be thankful.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 3/28/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 269 Wednesday March 28th 2012
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Today is Wednesday but did you know
it's Something On A Stick Day also
what does that mean you may be asking me
well it refers mostly to stuff that you eat
Popsicles, fudgesicles, corn dogs, and cocktail wieners
lollipops, suckers, and other hand held things for eaters
certain foods aren't so easy for this eating group
like clam chowders, stews, chili's, and soups
I remember when I worked on the radio at night my wife would bring me food...never on a stick
I used to keep plates and silver ware at work
until someone started stealing all my forks...I think I know who it was...but I have since forgiven them...I stuck a fork in it and I'm done.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS, and on NEWS RANDOM, Gaga vs Madonna.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who never eat anything on a stick unless it's a steak.  "Steak on a Stick" is their idea for a world food franchise.  They hope to make big bucks on it.  Warren Buffet's even interested in investing.  He, unfortunately hasn't met the three.  When he does, his helicopter will fly away so fast the wind rush will cause local birds to be paralyzed.  So sad...for the birds.

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 3/27/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 268 Tuesday March 27th 2012
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I missed a show yesterday
and it was Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
I would have a National Mike Day
but it turns out today is National Joe Day
it's the day where everybody should call you Joe
and you can call everybody else the name Joe
even if they're a woman call them Jody or Josephine
you can call them late for dinner but that would be mean
I drink a cup of joe so this all works out in the great scheme of things.
Yesterday I visited a museum in San Francisco
another free one to visit using Discover & Go...that's that special program through your library...maybe your public library has it.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE, and on NEWS RANDOM, your TV feels threatened.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS, plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster:  three people who love to be called "Joe."  That's because they're under the Witness Protection Service and they can't be called by their real names.  Actually, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player and the Brewmaster are more descriptions than names.  I never noticed that.  Huh.  How odd.  I'm truly awestruck.  Don't know what to say.  What were we talking about?  No idea.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Sunday 3/25/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 267 Sunday March 25th 2012
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Today is Sunday and it's also Pecan Day

you might say pekann but pecahn's what I say

I love those little nuts and it comes out of a tree

it's the only nut tree native to "the land of the free"

and we like them so much we have made 2 Pecan Days

National Pecan day is April 14th the day before Tax Day

I love Pecan Pie with a pile of whipped cream

to me that's part of my big dessert dream

today is also International Waffle Day and 4 months from now is NATIONAL Waffle Day...go figure

it comes from Sweden called Vaffleldagen

it welcomes in Spring so put away your toboggan...and eat a delicious fattening waffle...drench it in maple syrup...then go kiss a Swede!

 

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segement WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? And on NEWS RANDOM, what plot twists are coming up on New Girl?

 

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE'S CASSETTE CUBBYHOLE, plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who love waffles so much they make waffle sandwiches that include french toast in the middle.  Yes, they will be dying soon.

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 3/24/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 266 Saturday March 24th 2012
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Today is Saturday but did you know
it's also National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day also?
Chocolate covering my raisins is a very nice thing
in fact I like just about anything it's covering
I just had some raisin bread a little while ago I love that
a simple breakfast that ain't that low in fat
so I try have that only once in a while
I hope my diet makes you smile
Speaking of dieting, did you see Kristen Wiig do that Paula Dean impression on SNL a couple weeks ago?
She made funny of the way she says ool and boooter
I hope nobody from the South tries to shoot her...either Kristen or Paula...I know Paula loves impressions...she had Ana Gasteyer on her show so she could see her Martha Stewart impression.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's ABSOLUTELY USELESS REVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, wackjobs that try to rename cities.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people who love chocolate covered raisins.  Then they leave them all over my house saying I have a pet rabbit.  Jerks.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 3/23/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 265 Friday March 23rd 2012
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So today I was listening to my windows media player
playing songs on shuffle cuz that's how I play her
suddenly up came the Little River Band
and I smiled in a way I don't understand
they were a group that came out of Australia
and they had hits in the 70's and 80's for ya
they had "Cool Change", "Lady", and "Lonesome Loser"
I would sing that now but I really don't want to lose you
today is also National Chip and Dip Day so make sure to enjoy that fattening condiment
plus it's also Near Miss Day when an asteroid almost hit us
it came within 500,000 miles but for me that's enough...we need Bruce Willis to save us...next time that happens...God, that was a long tedious movie.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, is the blogosphere shrinking?

Tomorrow we bring you the new segment MIKE's ABSOLUTELY USELESS REVIEW, or MAUR for short, PLUS we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster:  three people who love the Little River Band.  They follow them any where they play and have even stalked some of the band members.  This is a huge compliment to the River Band who just think the three of them are a small lost tour group that is struggling to find their bus back home.  That's what they're hoping for, at least.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/22/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 264 Thursday March 22nd 2012
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Today is National Goof Off Day
so if you're listening to this you're on your way
and a survey a couple years ago found overall how
people like to play video games when goofing off now
that's something I could never understand and it's plain
how do you spend your whole day playing video games
yeah, I did it when I was a pre-teen but I lost interest so
I guess I am more out of touch with folks then I know
I just sit in front of a computer and record a show that a handful of people listen to...wonderful amazing people!
So as you play some game with swords and shooting
I'll be in the backyard finding Basil's stuff that needs scooping...whatever you do...make sure to goof...today.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we have the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, what's a lighthouse boat?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the finale of our interview with musician Alex Simon, PLUS we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who like to goof off by knocking people's mail boxes over.  Then I like to goof off by telling the police on them.  It's a wonderful relationship.  I help the community and they get to stay in jail a couple weeks.  It's a win win...for me.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 3/21/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 263 Wednesday March 21st 2012
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Today is Fragrance Day
so this show shouldn't stink today
the plant of the day also happens to be
Lavender the one that smells good to me
I heard recently that 93 percent, yes 93
of the population listen to radio so what I see
is that 7 percent are sick and tired of the way
they are bombarded by commercials 80 times a day!
When will people learn that the Internet has a multitude of things to listen to and radio's got nothing!
I think people are pretty lazy
and think us Internet folks are crazy...they also think that fire comes from magic...and that professional wrestling's real.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW, and on NEWS RANDOM, the music people want their money.

Tomorrow we'll bring you part 2 of my interview with musician Alex Simon, plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that quite frankly don't smell very well.  That's because they shove baby carrots up their noses.  That's not a joke.  It's a sad, sad fact.  Not even Fragrance Day can help them.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 3/20.2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 262 March 20th 2012
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Last night my wife and I went to our first Warriors game
it was like something very strange I can't quite explain
Chris Mullins had his jersey retired
but that's not all the transpired
after Chris gave a speech that brought the fans to their feet
Joe Lacob spoke and really he means nothing to me
but I guess he might own the Warriors and the fans booed
but I don't think it was a case of the fans being rude
someone behind me mentioned how Joe had fired Chris for some lame reason a couple years earlier
today is also Proposal Day, Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
and if you didn't know it's International Earth Day...so celebrate 3 times...unless your Joe Lacob...then you're just a shmuck...and should shut up.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you he segment WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT? And on NEWS RANDOM, free stuff from google that's cool.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW where we talk to a musician/songwriter named Alex Simon, PLUS we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people who never watch basketball, unless it's being played in their living room.  No, where the players are in the living room and using their lampshades as hoops.  It's hilarious.  And a bit destructive.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 3/19/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 261 Monday March 19th 2012

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Today is Monday but did you know
that it is Poultry Day also
it celebrates all the birds that we consume
they're lower in fats than other meat foods
as March Madness rages on I think that I can say
I heard Bryan Ferry on an Oreo cookie commercial, I was amazed
he's the guy who you young kids have no idea what I'm talking about
he was in the band Roxy Music you're parents listened to when they went out
"Love is the Drug", "More Than This", "Avalon", and his solo stuff like "Slave to Love" and "Kiss and Tell"
meanwhile the atmosphere at Goldman Sachs
is still toxic who can dispute those facts?...they will always hate people and love money...they are just wired weird...sexist and annoying.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, stuff you need to know before you buy plane tickets!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love poultry so much they have married it.  Just like that guy in that burger commercial who marries bacon.  Don't marry foods.  Marry someone your own sex.  Marry someone opposite your sex.  Just don't marry a food product.  Believe me, this is great advice.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 3/19/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 261 Monday March 19th 2012

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Today is Monday but did you know
that it is Poultry Day also
it celebrates all the birds that we consume
they're lower in fats than other meat foods
as March Madness rages on I think that I can say
I heard Bryan Ferry on an Oreo cookie commercial, I was amazed
he's the guy who you young kids have no idea what I'm talking about
he was in the band Roxy Music you're parents listened to when they went out
"Love is the Drug", "More Than This", "Avalon", and his solo stuff like "Slave to Love" and "Kiss and Tell"
meanwhile the atmosphere at Goldman Sachs
is still toxic who can dispute those facts?...they will always hate people and love money...they are just wired weird...sexist and annoying.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, stuff you need to know before you buy plane tickets!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love poultry so much they have married it.  Just like that guy in that burger commercial who marries bacon.  Don't marry foods.  Marry someone your own sex.  Marry someone opposite your sex.  Just don't marry a food product.  Believe me, this is great advice.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 3/19/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 261 Monday March 19th 2012
"Internet Talk Radio For Your Imagination!"

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Today is Monday but did you know
that it is Poultry Day also
it celebrates all the birds that we consume
they're lower in fats than other meat foods
as March Madness rages on I think that I can say
I heard Bryan Ferry on an Oreo cookie commercial, I was amazed
he's the guy who you young kids have no idea what I'm talking about
he was in the band Roxy Music you're parents listened to when they went out
"Love is the Drug", "More Than This", "Avalon", and his solo stuff like "Slave to Love" and "Kiss and Tell"
meanwhile the atmosphere at Goldman Sachs
is still toxic who can dispute those facts?...they will always hate people and love money...they are just wired weird...sexist and annoying.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment INTO AN INTERVIEW and on NEWS RANDOM, stuff you need to know before you buy plane tickets!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today WHY THE HELL DID I YELP THAT?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love poultry so much they have married it.  Just like that guy in that burger commercial who marries bacon.  Don't marry foods.  Marry someone your own sex.  Marry someone opposite your sex.  Just don't marry a food product.  Believe me, this is great advice.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 3/17/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 259 Saturday March 17th 2012
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Happy St. Patrick's Day and Erin get a bra
is that how you say that expression, pa?
This day is in honor of the saint that spread Christianity
today people just spread wearing green and insanity
there are those women that dress "leprechaun sexy"
involving green in some way that may be less than fancy
today is also National Quilting Day and Submarine Day
not the one's you eat, the one's that float underneath the waves
so maybe make a quilt of a submarine as you get drunk on Guiness or a "black and tan!"
I also want to mention I hate people who drive Mustangs
not the old one's but the one's from 2000 to the present day...men who drive those are such jerks...as in they cut you off and listen to crappy music.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we have the segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE and on NEWS RANDOM, what it takes to play on a gay softball team.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK, plus we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster:  three people who are afraid of leprechauns and submarines.  Especially if leprechauns are driving submarines.  That freaks them out to no end.  Hopefully for them there will be an end.

Mike Matthews

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 3/16/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 258 Friday March 16th 2012
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Yesterday I drove into San Francisco
waited a long time in traffic to get through the toll booth, though
then it was on to the Exploratorium
a fascinating hands-on museum
it will be moving to a new location in 2013
so I wanted to give it one last look-see
I ate at their cafe and spent 16 bucks
if you're hungry there with only a penny your out of luck
but the tickets to the museum were free because I got them through my library!
Today is also Freedom of Information Day
so I shall entertain you in an informed way...I will do research to back up every word...because you are free to have information...what the hell am I saying?

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE again and on NEWS RANDOM, Marty, we need to go Back to the Future!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE, plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who have no use for information so they don't care if they're free to have it.  In fact, the only thing they want to be free to have is popcorn.  Lots of it.  Little kernels stuck in their teeth.  The whole mess.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 3/14/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 257 Wednesday March 14th 2012

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So today is National Pi Day
because it's 3.14 as the date
it also happens to be National Potato Day
so have some Potato Pie today
I have a confession that I must make
and it's 3.14159 that's all I have to say
that and I spent a couple hours yesterday
in the Pinball Museum in Alameda and it was great!
I played the Doctor Who pinball machine the most...a retro one from the late 80's!
The have really old pinball machines
they are so very neat to see!...3.14159...that's all I can remember...that and that Darren Aronofsky's weird movie.

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE and on NEWS RANDOM, the band REM lives!  Sort of.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE RIPS SOMEONE A NEW ONE, plus we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that love potato chips.  So much so that they're couch is made up of chip crumbs.  Mmmm, couch potato chips?

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 3/13/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 256 Tuesday March 13th 2012

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So are you as psyched as I
to have the days longer now till July
for those of you who get up early before the sun
the lack of sunlight is probably not very fun
so last night I watched that PBS show called Frontline
talking about the Fukishima power plant that went off line
after the tsunami that happened a year ago
the craziness they went through is more than you could know
ever see China Syndrome?  Take that a multiply by ten.
The large wave had knocked out their power system
so there was no way to cool the radioactive fuel then...some very brave firefighters had to go in...they saved the day!

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS and on NEWS RANDOM, how much for the ruby slippers?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE ON MOBILE, plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who love the later hours of sunlight since they can do more productive things like sleep with the shades down.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Monday 3/12/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 255 Monday March 12th 2012

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So here it is Monday
and of course I've got nothing to say
except about people who absolutely
have to park right in front of where they want to be
they can't maybe park at the back of the lot
that's the biggest insult to make me walk
I've got a car so I should be allowed to drive
anywhere I want till the day I'm not alive
because I decided to sit on my butt my whole life and never walked any where
Oh, and it's funny though I live in the Bay Area
so many people still drive, it's scary-uh...forget BART...forget the extensive bus system...I'm still gonna drive!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? And on NEWS RANDOM, Columbo keeps on giving.

Tomorrow we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE plus we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that always have to park right up front.  They'd park in the handicap place if they could.  "Lazy idiots."  That's what their sign should be.  That would be offensive to idiots.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/9/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 254 Friday March 9th 2012

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Well that moon's been full the past couple of nights
lighting up everybody's backyards in sight
last night we watched another documentary
by Ken Burns and it was so very
interesting because it was about Prohibition
when the United States made a bad decision
no alcohol increased crime and gang activity
meanwhile the presidents all showed passivity
finally FDR said he would repeal it though congress did it just before he was put in office
all kinds of stuff about how alcohol has figured in
to everything that we call American...very interesting...plus you get to hear Paul Giamatti! 

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment WOW, SCHATZ, WOW! And on NEWS RANDOM, Big Bang Theory beats Idol! More Wow!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that still think it should be illegal for people to imbibe.  They want to become rum runners and boot leggers.  They're fascinated by outdated terms.  The word "intelligence" for example.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/8/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 253 Thursday March 8th 2012

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So a year ago I bought a "green" phone from Samsung
since then it has been nothing but dung
I'm finally getting a replacement phone
but in my problems with it I'm not alone
it does this thing where it reboots at various times
on the Samsung website I did a review of mine
it turns out practically every other review I saw said the same thing
the reviews were all positive because they had just started selling
which only goes to show you should sometimes wait for old tech to see if it's actually working tech
so this replacement will probably also have these problems
so for now I hate Samsung and Apple, both of them...one for their crappy products...the other for destroying the world.

Today we hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT and on NEWS RANDOM, J.K. Rowling and her possible new plans.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WOW, SCHATZ, WOW, plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that never use any Samsung products.  Unless they're free.  Then they'll use them but entirely in the wrong way.  Let's hear it for burning the directions.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 3/7/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 252 Wednesday March 7th 2012

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Today I walked my Boxer named Basil
near Alameda in a place that's razzle dazzle!
That place is called Harbor Bay Isle
and we met a couple dogs that brought to me a smile
we met a bulldog named Bo that had those out sticking bottom teeth
and we also met an Old English Sheepdog that was really neat
you don't so them much around any more with all the hair and no tail
Basil and her didn't get along but sometimes those dog meetings fail
my last dog was an Old English Sheepdog so it was so great to meet one again and to have Basil meet one.
hair wise boxers are the opposite of sheepdogs
not much too cut or have days to vacuum all...they just have these little hairs...that still get everywhere...fun.

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega, PLUS we bring you the segment THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES and on NEWS RANDOM is Downton Abbey the biggest TV show that NASCAR fans aren't watching?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where we search for a place I've been to...does that make sense?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love all dogs...except the one's that knock on your door and ask if you've cultivated a relationship with Jesus.  Those dogs are just entirely too nosy...and annoying...but that's why the keep doing it.  The Lord said, "Be thy annoying!"

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Wednesday 3/7/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 252 Wednesday March 7th 2012

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Today I walked my Boxer named Basil
near Alameda in a place that's razzle dazzle!
That place is called Harbor Bay Isle
and we met a couple dogs that brought to me a smile
we met a bulldog named Bo that had those out sticking bottom teeth
and we also met an Old English Sheepdog that was really neat
you don't so them much around any more with all the hair and no tail
Basil and her didn't get along but sometimes those dog meetings fail
my last dog was an Old English Sheepdog so it was so great to meet one again and to have Basil meet one.
hair wise boxers are the opposite of sheepdogs
not much too cut or have days to vacuum all...they just have these little hairs...that still get everywhere...fun.

Today we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega, PLUS we bring you the segment THE PAM BAUMGARDNER FILES and on NEWS RANDOM is Downton Abbey the biggest TV show that NASCAR fans aren't watching?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where we search for a place I've been to...does that make sense?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that love all dogs...except the one's that knock on your door and ask if you've cultivated a relationship with Jesus.  Those dogs are just entirely too nosy...and annoying...but that's why the keep doing it.  The Lord said, "Be thy annoying!"

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Tuesday 3/6/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 251 Tuesday March 6th 2012

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So the podcast had a mini two day vacation
I hope you didn't think I abandoned my vocation
Yesterday was a huge get the taxes done day
Sunday was beautiful more than words can say
I noticed on facebook everyone posting scenic photo's
of how sunny the day was along the west coast
we ended up in Oakland at Lake Merritt
Basil the Boxer walked us till we couldn't bare it
it's a scenic 3 mile walk entirely around and you're in the heart of Oakland.  Makes for very interesting people watching.
So I guess I didn't get to comment on the recent SNL
with Lindsay Lohan collagened all to hell...what happened to our little Lindsay?  Herbie would be so the opposite of proud.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA and on NEWS RANDOM, the battle over Bully.

Tomorrow we'll hear the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT where I'll tell you about another interesting place you should find and we talk to someone there.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that didn't even notice what a beautiful day it was Sunday.  They were so busy keeping their eyes closed in an exercise they like to call "brain yoga."  Yeah, I don't think so.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Saturday 3/2/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 250 Saturday March 3rd 2012

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So yesterday we were pretty stressed out
with tornadoes coming close to our old house
we rent a house out in Alabama
and like last year we had tornado drama
lucky for us it missed our home
unfortunately others were damaged a mile or so
away from us and we wish them the best
this time of year is so hard on the South and the Mid West
and having grown up in California, I'll take a tornado over an earthquake any day.  Isn't that strange?
When we lived in Alabama and had a tornado watch
we wouldn't sleep all night and the lightning we'd watch...one flash after another...never saw that in California.

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  And on NEWS RANDOM, Adele controversy!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster: three people who have had their own tornado experiences.  One picked up their cow and threw it at them.  They went vegetarian for a year.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Friday 3/2/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 249 Friday March 2nd 2012

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So have I mentioned how much I like
watching tv on the Internet night after night
you can watch a lot more than on a roku
cause you can go anywhere the net lets you
we watch on pbs.org this show called History Detectives
and they have 9 seasons of shows and they give
3 stories each week where people search for never mind
I can't sing about this now cuz I'm running out of time
so what is better hulu, roku, or tivo?  Tivo may be the best quality, I must concede
but have fun keeping the fast forward button down
when you have a million commercials to get around...hulu only does 2 a break...roku is just a weird name.

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE and on NEWS RANDOM, that ol' wind, a blessing and a curse!

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  Plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people that bought a roku because they thought they were being so leading edge in the world of technology.  What they ended up being was completely wasteful because all they use it for now is a door stop.  Some people read the instructions only when there's nothing on tv.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/1/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 248 Thursday March 1st 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-03-01T10_13_40-08_00

So I went back and listened to some shows
from like a year ago and unfortunately they blow
my energy seemed to be incredibly low
like I was depressed or buried under snow
so now I have a personal trainer pushing my on every single podcast
he's a reject from the Biggest Loser and his metabolism's not fast
he will make sure that this show will not be slow and will be faster
you've heard him on the show, his name's the Brewmaster!
Hello der Mike!  Hey, your energy on this song's a little low...pick it up! (Cattle prod)
Yes that was the sound of a high voltage cattle prod
I hope it's something that doesn't happen a lot...cuz it hurts a lot...by god.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL!  And on NEWS RANDOM love and civil rights.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE ON MOBILE plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that watch the Biggest Loser for the commercials.  Yeah, ALL of the commercials they cram into the ACTUAL episodes.  Like when Dolvett hawks ground turkey for the 80th time!

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST Thursday 3/1/2012

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 248 Thursday March 1st 2012

Listen to today's show on MichaelMatthews.podomatic.com by clicking on the link below...

http://michaelmatthews.podomatic.com/entry/2012-03-01T10_13_40-08_00

So I went back and listened to some shows
from like a year ago and unfortunately they blow
my energy seemed to be incredibly low
like I was depressed or buried under snow
so now I have a personal trainer pushing my on every single podcast
he's a reject from the Biggest Loser and his metabolism's not fast
he will make sure that this show will not be slow and will be faster
you've heard him on the show, his name's the Brewmaster!
Hello der Mike!  Hey, your energy on this song's a little low...pick it up! (Cattle prod)
Yes that was the sound of a high voltage cattle prod
I hope it's something that doesn't happen a lot...cuz it hurts a lot...by god.

Today we hear from Benita the Rodeo Queen, the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, and the Brewmaster, PLUS we bring you the segment WILLYA SHADUP's LIBERTY NATION FREEDOM PHONE FOR ALL!  And on NEWS RANDOM love and civil rights.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment delayed from today MIKE ON MOBILE plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that watch the Biggest Loser for the commercials.  Yeah, ALL of the commercials they cram into the ACTUAL episodes.  Like when Dolvett hawks ground turkey for the 80th time!

Mike

Sponsor this show and you'll wonder how you ever got through life without reality television.  Wait...er...without podcasts.  What the hell's television?  Email me at MikesDailyPodcast@gmail.com

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Subscribe on iTunes at http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/michaelmatthewss-podcast/id318601461

Or listen on your phone at Stitcher.com at http://www.stitcher.com/MIKESDAILY and enter the promo code MIKESDAILY to possibly win the $100 cash card!

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