MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Monday 10/31/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 155 for Monday, October 31st, 2011

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So Happy Halloween I must say
a little something about something yesterday
when I ranted about Cumulus
and how they've ransacked KLOS
I know you may love radio and want to defend
your favorite DJ who is still trying to blend
with the rest of the business so he don't get canned
but he will eventually it's all according to plan
so that's some scary stuff for you on an All Hallow's Eve! 
And mom and pop radio stations aren't any better
all the corporations have left on them their scarlet letter...let's do it this way!  That citified station does it that way!  So we must do it that way!  The idiot way!

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Chely Shoehart, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I go into the field to speak to a very interesting person!  Walking in the field is scary.  Never know when you'll be eaten alive by the Great Pumpkin.  Is that what Linus was talking about?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment NEWS RANDOM plus we'll hear from Floyd the Floorman, John Deer the Engineer, and Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor: three people who never worked in radio, but they sure tried to call in to win Backstreet Boys tickets.  Yeah, I've just exposed them for what they really are!  Radio listeners with bad taste.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 10/30/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 154 for Sunday, October 30th, 2011

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So I'm a little tired today
though it is a sleep-in Sunday
the past couple nights I've been snoring apparently
so my wife keeps waking me up to alert to me
last night she did it and that was enough
I couldn't go back to sleep for 2 hours and stuff
was whirring in my mind so I was an insomniac
she got to sleep pretty well so I am fighting back
tonight, I will record her so she can hear she's not exactly silent either!
I sleep between my boxer and my lady love
the two both snore so who can really rise above?

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we take another look inside the book THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA for a word that strikes fear in the hearts of many!

Tomorrow we will bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I will be talking from a remote location with some interesting people.  It'll be phone quality (and my cell sucks) but I think you'll find it entertaining.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that snore in their sleep.  So much so that the rest of the world wants to put them to sleep.  That's kinda sad.

Mike 

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Sunday 10/30/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 154 for Sunday, October 30th, 2011

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So I'm a little tired today
though it is a sleep-in Sunday
the past couple nights I've been snoring apparently
so my wife keeps waking me up to alert to me
last night she did it and that was enough
I couldn't go back to sleep for 2 hours and stuff
was whirring in my mind so I was an insomniac
she got to sleep pretty well so I am fighting back
tonight, I will record her so she can hear she's not exactly silent either!
I sleep between my boxer and my lady love
the two both snore so who can really rise above?

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we take another look inside the book THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA for a word that strikes fear in the hearts of many!

Tomorrow we will bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE where I will be talking from a remote location with some interesting people.  It'll be phone quality (and my cell sucks) but I think you'll find it entertaining.  Plus we'll hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley: three people that snore in their sleep.  So much so that the rest of the world wants to put them to sleep.  That's kinda sad.

Mike 

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Saturday 10/29/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 152 for Saturday, October 29th, 2011

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We continued helping our roommate
look for a place to live in that's great
one thing I noticed at the university
is that women there are pretty darn messy
every place we looked at the hygiene seemed low
they are all incredibly busy and tired, though
that's the college experience
so dust bunnies become very dense
I don't even want to recall how messy our UCSB apartment was...4 roommates.  Ick.
so here's to those of you who live a busy existence
just remember to not forget to sometimes...dance

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the much loved segment WHAT'S THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK?  What word or phrase gets special recognition this week?

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment THE MIKELOPEDIA INSANICA plus we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people that should never live together in close quarters.  They might just create a stench that will kill the world.  Or they might create a really bad sandwich.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Friday 10/28/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 152 for Friday, October 28th, 2011

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I watched a movie on youtube
you just have to find all the parts and put it in a cue
I watched a movie called The King of Kong
about the highest score ever on Donkey Kong
it showed a bunch of geeks from the early eighties
and how they grew up to be giant babies
all white all male makes you wonder what's up
with being so obsessed with video game stuff
the one guy who was the original highest score looked like a thin mullet wearing 40 year old
this movie covered various d baggery
all in all a very interesting documentary

Today we hear from Madame Rootabega, Valentino the Parking Attendant, and Bison Bentley, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE featuring me somewhere that you really only go to this time of year.  No, not the scary, smelly, way too much latex costume store.  Could I have some screaming and crying kids, please?

Tomorrow we bring you WHAT's THE CLICHE OF THE WEEK? plus we'll hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer: three people who are excellent at Donkey Kong.  So much so they have received their honorary geek-thrashing from a poodle made of toilet paper sitting in a bucket of Zima.  True dat.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Thursday 10/27/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 151 for Thursday, October 27th, 2011

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So our roommate Ariel is moving out next year
to start Berkeley and her university career
we went with her looking at available places
damn it's expensive and you see some bizarre faces
we met this one guy he must have been over fifty
and he was looking for a college roommate. He seemed a little shifty
there was also a place so small it could barely fit a hamster
and you know you need a place in your room to put your hamper
that was a stretch...but it is wise to put your messy clothes in one centralized location
so to all you college students looking for a room
just hang in there I'm sure you'll find it soon!

Today we hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player, PLUS we bring you the segment MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT featuring an interesting place where my wife and I met.  Well, almost met.

Tomorrow we'll bring you the segment MIKE ON MOBILE, plus we hear from Valentino the Parking Attendant, Bison Bentley, and Madame Rootabega: three people who once lived together in a flat near Berkeley.  Actually, I meant a flat box.  Those were hard times.

Mike

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MIKEs DAILY PODCAST for Wednesday 10/26/2011

MIKE's DAILY PODCAST effizode 150 for Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

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So yesterday was the 25th
so 2 months from that holiday called Christmasth
it was also a week from Halloween
and one month away from Thankgiveen
so now we are getting into the big holidays
and it's time to stress about what to give away
to your favorite people or those one's your related to
I think and I think and I still don't know what to do
to my relatives that go to Occupy rallies, a tear gas mask and shields to deflect bean bags
but before then we need to think of a costume
then after that to find a turkey I can once again ruin

Today we hear from Chely Shoehart the Giftshop Supervisor, Floyd the Floorman, and John Deer the Engineer, PLUS we bring you the now oh-so-famous segment RIDICULOUS RANDOM POSTS!

Tomorrow we'll bring you MIKE's SCAVENGER HUNT and we'll hear from the Brewmaster, Benita the Rodeo Queen, and the Disgruntled Fiddle Player: three people who give me the same thing every Christmas...grief.

Mike

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